My Yearly Punctuation Problems, Version 20.12
My license plate says 'DRMRGAL'. I've had it since I turned 16, got my license, and gratefully (though admittedly, not at first) accepted the Ford Tempo that my grandparents were willing to fetch for me. It squealed when I made right turns, at any speed. I gradually learned to enter the high school lot and maneuver to my parking spot using only left turns. I had my license plate all figured out well before the big day, periodically (aka obsessively) checking the DMV website to see if it was available. At that point, I had only been a "drummer" for three years. Yet, it was the part of my identity that I most wanted to share with my fellow highway acquaintances. Did you see what I just did there? I put "drummer" in quotations. As in, I had only been a sort of drummer or a so-called or only self-declared drummer. Today, while pumping gas before a stretch of three piano lessons, the guy at the pump in front of me ...